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BITCH (Posted 03:44am - 01 May 2010) |
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FUCK |
Raspherbel (Posted 03:42am - 05 Apr 2010) |
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You won: Love Love Paradise! |
Dubbed (Posted 01:27am - 04 Apr 2010) |
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Hi |
Author (Posted 02:53am - 31 Mar 2010) |
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(Don't forget, you can control Emma and Fenrir!) |
Jack (Posted 02:52am - 31 Mar 2010) |
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What are you talking about? |
BTP (Posted 09:49pm - 30 Mar 2010) |
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Realize that a "huge phagocyte" is still less than 1 mm in size and poses no real danger to you. You're surrounded by filthy microorgansisms daily anyway! |
EK (Posted 11:49pm - 23 Mar 2010) |
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Dance |
JO (Posted 11:45pm - 23 Mar 2010) |
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KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT! |
Jack (Posted 01:15am - 19 Mar 2010) |
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There is a huge phagocyte behind me. |
Lawn Fawn (Posted 09:50pm - 15 Mar 2010) |
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Turn around, there is a huge phagocyte behind you! Be careful! |
Robot Waluigi (Posted 03:51am - 10 Mar 2010) |
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
Jack (Posted 01:54pm - 06 Mar 2010) |
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It can't be my blood, as I have nothing to cut myself with. |
Jack (Posted 01:54pm - 06 Mar 2010) |
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I pee on it, but it doesn't seem to do anything. Maybe it means another water source. |
Waluigi (Posted 12:50pm - 02 Mar 2010) |
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>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
>JO (Posted 09:56pm - 27 Feb 2010) |
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Open door |
manlyman (Posted 01:42am - 24 Feb 2010) |
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> FEGSFEGSFEGS |
??? (Posted 03:39pm - 22 Feb 2010) |
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>pee on the literature! as pee has a high water content |
Ed (Posted 07:42pm - 17 Feb 2010) |
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I like milk |
Jimmy (Posted 08:17pm - 15 Feb 2010) |
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NO ONE LIKES WATER!! |
Jack (Posted 02:52am - 10 Feb 2010) |
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They're all blank except one It has a bookmark to a page saying water + literature = YAY! |
Author (Posted 02:51am - 10 Feb 2010) |
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I didn't say that! |
Author (Posted 03:15am - 09 Feb 2010) |
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They are on fire and burning down the whole area. |
JO (Posted 03:25am - 02 Feb 2010) |
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Examine books |
Author (Posted 01:09am - 26 Jan 2010) |
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What boss? |
evil boss (Posted 11:42pm - 25 Jan 2010) |
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be defeated |
evil boss (Posted 11:41pm - 25 Jan 2010) |
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be defeated |
Live (Posted 11:40pm - 25 Jan 2010) |
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your life |
Jack (Posted 10:37pm - 25 Jan 2010) |
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s a non-descript room except for a door, a leaky hole in the ceiling, and a table with books on it. |
Jack (Posted 10:36pm - 25 Jan 2010) |
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It' |
Live (Posted 10:35pm - 25 Jan 2010) |
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your life |
Rox (Posted 10:35pm - 25 Jan 2010) |
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fall |
Anonymous (Posted 06:38pm - 24 Jan 2010) |
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JO: Examine surroundings. |
Jack (Posted 06:29pm - 24 Jan 2010) |
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OK, this is not your house. |
Author (Posted 06:29pm - 24 Jan 2010) |
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Some time later... (oh, and you can control Jack and now Fenrir now) |
Emma (Posted 06:28pm - 24 Jan 2010) |
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You run back downstairs and see a man lugging Jack to a van out the window. |
Anonymous (Posted 06:13pm - 24 Jan 2010) |
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EK: Run downstairs in fear. |
Author (Posted 04:31pm - 24 Jan 2010) |
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You can't do any of those because Emma's not a cannibal, you aren't Fenrir (yet?), and Jack is unconcious. |
Annie Monus (Posted 08:09am - 24 Jan 2010) |
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Jack: Pierce the heavens! |
Anonymous (Posted 07:57am - 24 Jan 2010) |
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Fenrir: Protect Jack. |
Franky (Posted 03:34am - 24 Jan 2010) |
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Eat Jack eat him now! |
Emma (Posted 03:27am - 24 Jan 2010) |
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You run upstairs in fear. |
Emma (Posted 03:27am - 24 Jan 2010) |
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You are still confused. Suddenly, a red dart flies at Jack and he's unconcious! |
Jack (Posted 03:26am - 24 Jan 2010) |
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You do so. |
Guest (Posted 03:04am - 24 Jan 2010) |
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JO: Ask what shes talking about, and tell her about the train. EK: Be confused. |
Jack (Posted 02:54am - 24 Jan 2010) |
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You loot the train and find some bags of an unknown substance. Emma asks how you got it from mid-air. |
Emma (Posted 02:54am - 24 Jan 2010) |
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What Train Wreck? |
MrCheeze (Posted 02:16am - 24 Jan 2010) |
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You know, whatever they're transporting. |
MrCheeze (Posted 02:16am - 24 Jan 2010) |
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Steal stuff from the train wreck that is in no way a car accident. |
Emma (Posted 12:17am - 24 Jan 2010) |
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You don't know WHAT it crashed into. |
Emma (Posted 12:17am - 24 Jan 2010) |
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You grab an unbrella in a stand near the front door and look out the window. You see an overturned car. |
Jack (Posted 12:15am - 24 Jan 2010) |
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You look out the window and see a train wreck! Funny, you don't remember a train track nearby... |
Guest (Posted 11:01pm - 23 Jan 2010) |
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JO: Go look out the window. EK: Grab something useable in self defence, and look around outside. |
Author (Posted 09:06pm - 23 Jan 2010) |
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You can control Jack with JO and Emma with EK. |
Jack (Posted 09:06pm - 23 Jan 2010) |
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Right as you place your knight in a win-win situation, you hear something outside. You both go check it, |
Guest (Posted 09:02pm - 23 Jan 2010) |
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Go clean up the pot while getting the chess set. |
Jack (Posted 09:00pm - 23 Jan 2010) |
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You say no, but ask her for a game of chess. She accepts. |
Anonymous (Posted 08:55pm - 23 Jan 2010) |
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Say no, and enquire about a game of chess instead. |
CheeseDeluxe (Posted 08:49pm - 23 Jan 2010) |
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Jack Ass |
Jack (Posted 08:38pm - 23 Jan 2010) |
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Do you go? |
Jack (Posted 08:38pm - 23 Jan 2010) |
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She asks you if you want to come over to play both of your favorite game, Katamari Forever. |
Jack (Posted 08:37pm - 23 Jan 2010) |
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And her name is Emma Kaufman, and is in no way 'Robocat' |
Robocat (Posted 08:34pm - 23 Jan 2010) |
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Robocat |
Anonymous (Posted 07:40pm - 23 Jan 2010) |
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Your friend is Emma Kaufman. |
Jack (Posted 07:33pm - 23 Jan 2010) |
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Good idea, very original. Now, friend's name? |
Anonymous (Posted 07:31pm - 23 Jan 2010) |
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Your dog is called Fenrir. |
Jack (Posted 07:27pm - 23 Jan 2010) |
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Name FRIEND and DOG. |
Jack (Posted 07:27pm - 23 Jan 2010) |
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Oh, and at the door is your friend... Darn your name amnesia! |
Jack (Posted 07:27pm - 23 Jan 2010) |
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Must have been your dog... You haven't named it yet. Name? |
Jack (Posted 07:26pm - 23 Jan 2010) |
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Everything is in order, except a potted plant has fallen over. |
Guest (Posted 06:52pm - 23 Jan 2010) |
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Head over to the front door, making sure everything is in the right place on the way. |
Jack (Posted 05:36pm - 23 Jan 2010) |
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What do you do? |
Jack (Posted 05:09pm - 23 Jan 2010) |
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Suddenly, you hear knocking on your front door. Who is it? |
Jack (Posted 05:08pm - 23 Jan 2010) |
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Oh, yeah, you were Jack Oat. |
Gnauga (Posted 04:24pm - 23 Jan 2010) |
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Jack Oat |
Protaginist (Posted 03:26pm - 23 Jan 2010) |
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You are lying in your bed, just woken up. Wait, what was your name? |